સોફ્ટવેર એન્જિનિયર્સને લાગુ પડતી કે સંબંધિત કહેવતો: LOL

• કોડ કરે તેનું CV વેચાય (બોલે તેનાં બોર વેચાય).
• જેવો પ્રોજેક્ટ, તેવો
  કોડ (જેવો દેશ, તેવો વેશ).
• પ્રોજેક્ટ મેનેજર કોડ કરે નહી ને, ડેવલોપરને
  શિખામણ આપે (ગાંડી સાસરે જાય નહી ને, ડાહ્યીને શિખામણ આપે).
• QA ને માથે
  કોડ (ગાંડીને માથે બેડું).
• પ્રોજેક્ટ મેનેજર કરતાં ડેવલોપર્સ ડાહ્યા
  (કુંભાર કરતાં ગધેડાં ડાહ્યા).
• કોણે કહ્યું હતું, બેટા, સોફ્ટવેર
  એન્જિનિયર બનજો? (કોણે કહ્યું હતું, બેટા, બાવળે ચડજો?).
• એક લાઇનની
  કોમેન્ટ માટે આખું સોફ્ટવેર કમ્પાઇલ કરવું (અડધા પાપડ માટે નાત જમાડવી).
• ડેવલોપર માત્ર બગને પાત્ર (માણસ માત્ર ભૂલને પાત્ર).
• સો દિવસ પ્રોજેક્ટ
  મેનેજરનાં, એક દિવસ ડેવલોપર્સનો (સો દાડા સાસુનાં, એક દાડો વહુનો).
• પ્રોજેક્ટ
  ક્રેશનો ભોગ બનેલો કોમેન્ટ્સનું પણ બેકઅપ લે.(દુધનો દાઝ્યો છાસ પણ ફુકી ફુકીને
  પીવે.)
• એક્સેપ્શન કાઢતા બગ પેઠો.(બકરુ કાઢતા ઉંટ પેઠુ)
• ડેસ્કટોપ
  પર ફાઇલ ને સર્ચએન્જિનમાં શોધાશોધ.(કેડમાં છોકરું ને ગામમાં ઢંઢેરો…પ્રેરણા -
  જુ.કિ. દાદા)
• ઝાઝા પ્રોગ્રામર કોડ બગાડે.(ઝાઝા રસોઇયા રસોઇ બગાડે)

B'day Celebration

Today's praveen's 25th b'day ..
praveen is my colleague @ storrz and just now he joined .. none of us did know @ his b'day .. after pooran and chandan brought cake ..we came to know.

celebration of b'day was bit surprise for praveen and us also.

here are few snaps of celebration

Praveen My Colleague


Here is video.. Cake looks hot in video..

www.chintanprajapati.blogspot.com

Life without sorrow is unenjoyable

hey today afternoon vipz (best friend) sent me a nice poem .. its heart touching , inspired me a lot and filled me with positive energy, especially when i m going through bad time.


In my case i enjoyed my life most when problems caught me.

Fighting with problems which are new to you, which u r facing first time is life gives you most valuable knowledge called experience . without troubles, tension, stress, challenges life is waste.. as you are not learning anything new in life, and wasting your time. Rest of the time you spend just enjoying/suffering from your success/failure.

We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them.

All the best everybody! Live life fullest !!!

Is what they call deadlock!

Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangements.

Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so let's spend the week together.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for week I don't have classes 'coz my teacher is busy. Let's spend the week together.

Grandpa (the 1st boss ;)) make call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.

Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we cancelled our trip.

Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together; my wife has cancelled her trip.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tution: This week we will have class as usual.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't give you company.

Grandpa (boss) make call to his secretary: Don't worry this week we will attend that meeting,

so make arrangements!!!!!!

Cool gadget to find out “HOW OLD IS THIS JAR OF FOOD?”

CA based company launches the first ever digital day counter, the DaysAgo. With one touch of a button, this unique device starts to record the days elapsed since an action occurred. The DaysAgo is placed on top of food containers to identify how many days ago the container was opened so that the consumer will know when the contents are likely to expire. basically its is combination of magnetic strip and digital counter.



You can use it on food containers to let you know how many days ago you opened it, closed it, tried it, sauced it, grew it, etc.

isn't it really cool implementation of technology in social manner?
http://www.howmanydaysago.com/

My Photo on Coverpage of FAME

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Uncertainty on Valentine's Day